The Rules
Of The Chaos.
Standard golf etiquette goes out the window. Here are the 6 foundational rules governing play on October 24th.
Six Golden Directives
Memorize these before tee time. Dex and the marshals take them seriously.
Same Prizes, Different Yardage
Guys fire from 166 yards. Gals fire from 136. Every single hole-in-one prize is open to men AND women. Fair fights only.
3-Person Scramble
Squad up. Three golfers, one ball per stroke — the best shot wins, the team advances. No lone wolves allowed.
Stableford Scoring
Points, not pencil-pushing. Earn points for birdies, eagles, and chaos. Highest tally hoists the Chaos Cup.
Chaotic Twists
Surprise rule drops hit mid-round. Drive with your putter? Tee off backward? You won't know until Dex says so.
Best Team Name Wins
A trophy for the team with the most gloriously unhinged name. Creativity > handicap. Bring it.
36 Teams. Hard Cap.
Strictly 36 teams. No waitlist magic, no VIP skips. Once the grid is full, the gates slam shut.